Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
'His' kid? Not 'our' kid? Hmm, someone isn't happy, although receiving flowers doesn't mean that he automatically is cheating, you know.
zolziski 11
I can just see the comments now: "YDI! *****. That's what you get for having a baby out of wedlock." LMAO. Yes, because it's a proven scientific fact that marriage stops cheating.
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Comments (143)
Illyssa_fml 4
Maybe he asked someone to get them for him? Maybe his sister or someone? Don't jump to conclusions OP
kei1108 13
whoa... Tell me he's gone…
sublimetime614 0
how do you know he didnt have a friend order him flowers to give them to you?
Miroticc 0
Well maybe he didn't have any feelings for the girl, so he had no one to give the flowers to. He concluded in giving them to you, rather than throwing them out... what a waste to be given to you. You ****! Having a kid huh? Well I sure hope your over 18 because not even being married is disgusting. I'm assuming your white. Oh man, always with the caucasians that get stuck with crap like drugs, alcohol, and pregnancy. tsk tsk
aliceivers 0
126....WTF!!! i mean seriously just jump to a bunch of conclusions and be a stuck up **** about it. I mean really...wow. Rude, disrespectful, racist, and annoying....you must be a catholic priest...whats a matter, couldn't get the little boy to follow u into the confessionals....FYL for being a pos.
some2521nobody 0
YDI for having a child before you're married!
butterflyz1961 2
He recycles.
PepsiMerch 4
id love to know why 2500
burningsquirrel 0
he clearly didn't if he gave them to you.
ThatEnglishGuy 7
It could be that he asked a friend to buy the flowers for him, and they just left a note. How do you know it was a woman, anyway?