Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
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Top comments
MartinDJ 26
Well clearly you need to learn your daughter about what you can and can not lie about. This is just nauseating.
kipperin 18
"It's fking rotten!!" -Gordon Ramsay
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Comments (89)
keiNan_fml 35
teach her lying doesn't help.
some_duck 11
irony in a nutshell
JuzReading 23
I'm surprised you didn't smell the dead, rotten waft of the hamster in your closet for the past month. Unless your daughter did a really good job in wrapping it up or something.
McNabb 11
At least it didn't run away
Zombinosh77 11
That poor little thing. Why these little creatures are left to the mercy of kids I'll never know.
Lil_Red777 21
I think it depends on the kid. I was 7 when I got my first hamster and I had him for years before he died. My mom was actually responsible for his death.
ostfaiz 18
postmortem will help u out along with forensic investigation
sweetest_jenn 18
I'll give you five bucks if you punch yourself...
worldclassrager 41
Good thing you found it before a fly infestation... But a Hamster running away isn't likely
pawelthink 14
This is how it starts.
Just_A_Tree 20
I'll double #24's five dollars if #4 takes a long walk off a short pier with a blindfold on. The blindfold is so that they don't know when the edge of the pier is coming. It's a lot more scary for them.
abattior 18
i hope she "accidentally" killed and not lying about that lol.