Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
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Top comments
MartinDJ 26
Well clearly you need to learn your daughter about what you can and can not lie about. This is just nauseating.
kipperin 18
"It's fking rotten!!" -Gordon Ramsay
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Comments (89)
drbobbz 16
FPL - F Peach's (shortly lived) life
laden_swallow09 35
Had you left out the second half, 27, I may have upvoted you.
DieInPeace42 4
Looks like you got a lot to learn
Googolman 29
Honestly, I'm pretty sure we all know what purpose the blindfold would serve. How stupid do you think we are?
vikky538 29
RIP peach..
rinoa_fml 10
Who calls a former pet "it"?
juturnaamo 29
It was her daughter's rodent, I doubt she was emotionally invested.
rinoa_fml 10
@60. OP is a man.
TheDvsOne 20
Wow that would smell
Weasely 11
Umm if the hampster did run away where's it gonna go? Probably a closet.
Misoranomegami 16
That was my thought. My hamster was always escaping her cage. Usually I found her hiding somewhere dark but once the cat found her first.
vlalam 24
How old is she?
thes7274473 19
Shame on you for thinking a hamster could run away. It's in a cage!
slyde32 12
and they can be taken out of the cages, op probably thought her daughter had it out of the cage where it got free of her grip and ran out an open door.
Misoranomegami 16
I had a hamster that could undo the latches on her cage with her teeth and could get the top off her hamster ball. They're tricky little suckers.