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Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate says to me: "I don't know how to say this, but we need more towels. The room is flooding." FML
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sky413 26
Build an ark?
christian1509 21
That is definitely not something you want to hear xD This needs a follow up
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christian1509 21
That is definitely not something you want to hear xD This needs a follow up
sky413 26
Build an ark?
buckdharma 38
2- Or grow gills, depending on who you're talking to.
SirAnon 13
You need an ark? I Noah guy
B3thyB3thy 5
# 12 laughing but also shaking my head
turtles4life 24
I feel like your picture made that comment perfect.
FmyL6 19
I wouldn't let your roommate on that arc. He might sink it.
seemetrot_fml 16
Oh dear. At least they can stay calm in stressful situations.
Queensland 27
The real question here is how does one lie down and eat at the same time?
shardynfahey 19
Ikr
SystemofaBlink41 27
Um... Lying down? And then proceeding to eat?
foxwasalamb 24
my boyfriend says the bed is for sleeping and *******, not eating. i still eat in bed anyways. i wasnt sure many others did that too
lil_ham1644 29
How about eating and *******?
tantanpanda 26
Eating food on the bed, sure, but LYING in bed, I'd have food pieces all over me!
shanannygians07 28
Boobs are great plates.
doctorhook86 25
I seriously don't understand why #4 is being downvoted. Didn't y'all's mothers teach you guys that eating while lying down is the easiest way to choke yourself to death? Also, crumbs in bed: **** that.
I_Bite 22
She's probably laying on her tummy. pretty easy (: do it all time (:
doctorhook86 25
#40: Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Also, are you some kind of animal?
Salvanoi 23
#40 Lying on your stomach is actually bad for you.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
What happened?!?
0ss 12
The room flooded, Op's roommate drowned, and Op floated to safety on thier matress.
garrett_8614 14
How did you not notice the room was flooding? Also do you live in a dorm room? Because if that's the case, you may want to get someone to take care of that. Nobody likes a room full of water :(
Mauskau 36
If it wasn't a dorm room what are they supposed to do? Watch it?
garrett_8614 14
Of course not, but in my experiences in dorm rooms you usually have to go and get someone in the building to take care of any issues that may be wrong in the room.
Baby_Wafflez 6
Your profile pic matches with what you said XD
reyelisaia 15
52, I was thinking the same thing lol
Indianboy9321 25
Water you guys going to do about this?
Foto_1 12
*studio audience laughter*
TNSky 8
well okay
Dave_Davington 35
If what your username is implying is correct, it's probably more than just water...
xx_alexmagm_xx 12
Well, to be fair, your roommate was trying to take care of the problem while OP was eating and lying down simultaneously, which is quite a feat. You should take pride in yourself OP