Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Help
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Mean girls
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Blocking time
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Who the **** are you?
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Crossed wires
Today, I was preparing for a date with an amazing woman I'd been talking to for two weeks. An hour before our date, I sent a check-in text; no response. After about 30 minutes, I reset my phone as a last hope and received her message from TWO HOURS BEFORE, checking in with me. I'm now blocked with no way to explain. FML
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meandonlyme 0
send her a text saying "you misspelled service, you dumb bitch"
belgiums 0
oucccchhh. what a bitch.
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Comments (292)
lifesuxdwi 6
That's a sign. Drop it like its hot
roidysfunctional 1
damn thats ******. the funny(ish) thing is 32665 is the num to text to make a fb status.
undercoverninja 9
the fact that service was spelled wrong, wasn't your first clue?
ISlangWang 7
Why would you ask for a first date over a text?
PimpNasty16 13
Why would you still look it up? Hahahahaha
JessicaGrewal 22
That's harsh
PadfootLovesPie 16
tell her that so she looks stupid.
Solano2580 24
Do you even know if she likes girls or not? If she does then FYL and I hope you can find someone better. If you just thought you could turn her into a lesbian or that you weren't sure if she was gay then YDI for not bothering to know her sexual orientation before developing feelings for a possibly straight woman, not only did you make a fool of yourself but you ruined any future relationship you might have had with her, and no, OP, I don't mean a sexual/romantic one.
ChrisMora 16
She had one job...
fantasyworld 39
Call her out on it.