Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML
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incoherentrmblr 22
Were you in a waiting room adding those people, to finally notice him sitting across you, add him, and eventually gasp when he muttered, "I don't want to be your friend"?...
garebear61 14
Maybe he just doesn't get on the site often?
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Comments (121)
Attacksloth 33
This. This is why I came here. Take this well-deserved like and this complementary baseball cap.
ishchandan 14
What if he wants to be more than just "friends"?
searachii 7
A parallel FML would have been hilarious :3!
annie_nk 23
A typo that ends up working out. Don't see that too often.
alicat13 12
Facebook facebook facebook... why does so many people think that the world revolves around facebook? most people I know maybe visit it once every couple of months. it is mostly hoax advertisingand updates that you did not want to know or about people you are not interested in or do not know.
AninOnin 24
Speak for yourself. Facebook makes my life so much easier to plan group events and a quick way to keep in touch with and updated about friends after my frequent moves.
mybubbles2000 13
#92- I have friends in other states as well as countries. I prefer facebook because I don't always have time to call them all. Easier to just message them.
91hayek 31
Don't be so hard on yourself. No normal person HATES anyone over a facebook request; if he does he has a whole host of other issues apart from you. Keep your head up and keep trying. You've lived through that already and see? It isn't that scary.
csjmcc 11
Girl logic on Facebook: "he accepted my friend request! We are practically dating now."
AndreaJanell 15
Guess you wont be singing I just had sex anytime soon..
Sangue0608 26
Now that song is stuck in my head
biloxi_girl 22
Maybe he saw that you added a bunch of people and just though you were randomly adding people. Next time just message the person and be up front. No need to play games.
popgirl123 13
Of it makes u feel better the guy i like unfriended me recently 4 no reason :( i know how u feel it sucks :((