Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML
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incoherentrmblr 22
Were you in a waiting room adding those people, to finally notice him sitting across you, add him, and eventually gasp when he muttered, "I don't want to be your friend"?...
garebear61 14
Maybe he just doesn't get on the site often?
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Comments (121)
mybubbles2000 13
Hopefully he just hasn't gotten to it yet. Sorry OP.
emopoe 12
YDI, OP. You're too shy to friend request him without disguising it among 15 other sent requests. If you can't even handle interacting online, where exactly are you expecting this relationship to go?
mybubbles2000 13
#70- Shyness can be overcome. The friend request was the first move. Good job OP.
831curmudgeon 7
Who still uses Facebook to connect?
DomiLove 26
Umm lots of people? The place I'm at is like 5 years behind and they still use it
AANGG666 6
HE KNOWS! ABHORT THE MISSION!!!!
kandys8o 4
don't worry about being obvious. if you don't make your intentions known, he'll always be that guy you like, and he'll never be your boyfriend. and if he's not in to it - on to the next ;).
tjw1616 21
why not strike up a conversation with him in person? if he likes you, you can exchange numbers, if not then it's okay! there are plenty other guys ^_^
avidreader121 7
it just was not meant to be then. keep your head up! Mr. right is just around the corner.
Sangue0608 26
Because Facebook friend requests are the best indicators of If it's meant to be... And here I thought chivalry was dead!
Mackay92 14
I really hate facebook...It seems like people have forgotten how to talk to each other face to face nowadays
xoxoEvelyn 7
If he didn't add you then he ain't worth your time
starcaller17 16
I'll be your friend OP