Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML
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incoherentrmblr 22
Were you in a waiting room adding those people, to finally notice him sitting across you, add him, and eventually gasp when he muttered, "I don't want to be your friend"?...
garebear61 14
Maybe he just doesn't get on the site often?
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Comments (121)
hmrhoades 18
Was he sitting across from you in the lobby at the doctor's office? =O
kl08 12
maybe in the flesh will be better. ;)
Sangue0608 26
and if he's like most guys, the more flesh he can see the better
Witchylady 18
Romance and social media are never a good combination.
askullnamedbilly 33
Does he actually know you in real life and are you his friend? Some people take the 'add as friend' option to ACTUALLY mean friends, not people whose faces you vaguely remember seeing once. Try talking to him. It's going to give you a better chance at getting to know him than clicking through last summer's beach pictures anyway.
PageantGirlXOXO 16
First world problems.
fmlrulesBolt 14
Better luck next time
warsun 27
I hope you didn't gasp OP
bombielol 20
his loss :)
Sangue0608 26
Unless you actually know OP how do you know it's his loss? I'm not trying to be a dick or anything but you're assuming that OP is this amazing person that this guy should regret not accepting.
weekendhero 11
Well, at least now you have more friends to comfort you!
91hayek 31
Were you inside his doctor on top of his office sitting directly beneath him and hear him say out loud "zippity zap I ain't acceptin that!" then fly away on his magic carpet farting four leaf clovers as you highland danced your way out the window????
glabberfasted 16
What are the odds!