Today, I finally realized that when my seemingly very judgmental fiancé makes negative comments about other women, it's actually just an excuse to keep ogling them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
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Livelife121 30
"Just look at how that dress clings to her body and cleavage, what a ****!"
rg350dx 29
Oldest trick in the book, love.
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Comments (144)
sptriangle 16
You have a genius on your hands. Be careful with that one.
Ziggy122 15
Oh, please. As if taken people don't find other people attractive. It's not like he's gonna dump you right then and there if he sees another attractive woman.
Raesin 21
All people look. As much as women say ''not all guys do'' yes, yes they do. Some are just more subtle. It doesn't bother me if my guy looks at other women as long as he has the decency to be discreet about it. But even if he looks, why should he want anyone else but me? I look at other guys now and then but I love my man and I wouldn't trade him for the world and wouldn't even dream about cheating on him. It's only when you start touching that it becomes a problem. Just because you're in a relationship it doesn't mean you don't find other people attractive anymore.
gators1995 30
*these
jwebster 8
You just figured this out?
catharsis5 9
I don't know how to feel about you letting your fiance trash talk other women in front of you.
SilencioIsTheKey 12
Oooh.. I get it. Like when Donkey wanted Shrek's boulder. Donkey: " Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that? " Shrek: " That.. would be my home " Donkey: " Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder. "
AnXiEtYxDrIvEn 1
That's an old one!!! I use that all the time!XD
tehdarkness 21
Oh great, a misogynist and a creep... I don't know you, but you can probably do better.
brinnablaine 22
At least he's not complimenting them in detail to show you how secure he is in the relationship. I dated a guy like that once. Briefly, of course.