Today, I finally realized that when my seemingly very judgmental fiancé makes negative comments about other women, it's actually just an excuse to keep ogling them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
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Livelife121 30
"Just look at how that dress clings to her body and cleavage, what a ****!"
rg350dx 29
Oldest trick in the book, love.
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Comments (144)
TheDrifter 24
He's still got some work to do, being judgmental of them is just rude, but some of the finest outfits I have suggested to my girlfriend in the store were items I first saw modeled on passing women. Fashion is like art, just because I have a Monet at home doesn't mean I don't appreciate a Van Gogh.
stewpididiot 11
Run, Forestina! Run !!!!
andiboo 12
I don't understand this.. I don't really have the want to notice other guys when I'm in a relationship, and I know that if I'm like this, there have to be others like me out there. And I'm being completely honest. What reason would I have to lie to a bunch of people I don't know and who I don't care if I get judged by or not? I really just don't give a crap about what other guys look like. I'm not saying that my fiancé is the same way, I'm not him, I don't know that, but I know I can't be the only one on this whole earth who has this mind set. Sorry if I've offended anyone, I'm not trying to post things to annoy people or anything.
sweet23_fml 11
Same, I love my partner and why would I want to look at another guy, yes he might be cute but nobody will ever be as cute and funny as MY guy.
andiboo 12
Exactly! It's like why even bother when you've got the best there is already? The only thing left to look at are the guys who aren't as good as yours!
graceinsheepwear 34
I have to agree. When I was happily married, I never even noticed other guys.
ApplesAndPears 10
After reading these comments I thought I was the only one :p
Emily062611 6
I totally agree with you! I don't even really notice what other guys look like much. I don't mind if my husband looks, but there's a difference between a quick glance and a stare. Maybe all guys look, I don't know, but all guys with a significant other should find a way to look without being hurtful
Lazy_Genius_77 9
Better keep a close eye on him from now on.
ksks1234 33
The guy I am dating photographs chicks for a car magazine, so I know he is checking out the half naked chicks, but I completely trust him. I did not trust my ex to even glance at another chick, and there was a reason. If you cannot trust your man to look at other women, maybe you should reevaluate the relationship. There is a reason why you don't trust him, listen to your intuition.
blankjack 6
The fact that you ordered doesn't mean you still cannot take a look at the menu!
SmokinGuns 13
But when you're eating your dinner you dont just stop and stare at someone else's plate.
Wakachulak 22
You realize that this could be a guy posting the FML? That would be funny... And hot.
MV3_Heat_Fan 13
So glad my fiancee not only let's me look, but points out good looking girls.
acs123acs 22
I wonder what he would do if you did the same thing but to men. Or better yet ask him to describe you. I mean not in a negative way but in a positive way. Like lets see if we can keep our eyes on us. Or in this case his on you.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I find that odd that you are seriously considering marrying a guy that you thought was "extremely judgmental" and felt entitled to make so many negative comments about women. How is that attractive? Or did you feel somehow better about yourself because he was seemingly criticizing other girls in front of you? As for looking at other girls, the big majority of men do that. Then it all depends on the way they do it, as in if they are walking in the streets with you and twisting their neck to take a better look at a hot girl, that's disrespectful to you. A discreet glance is forgivable, after all, we're all humans. Both my fiancé and I check out the opposite sex when we see someone attractive. There is no harm in that. We don't go ogling them though because that's just plain rude for each other and for the person we're looking at.