Today, I finally realized that when my seemingly very judgmental fiancé makes negative comments about other women, it's actually just an excuse to keep ogling them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
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Top comments
Livelife121 30
"Just look at how that dress clings to her body and cleavage, what a ****!"
rg350dx 29
Oldest trick in the book, love.
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Comments (144)
scottyspot 11
Just wait until he tells you he is jealous of their clothes, shoes, and hair.
Alihb 16
And that he watches **** for the story
threeel3v3n26 7
you just figured that out? oldest trick in the book.
chocolatefrog28 29
If that's his excuse, don't help him by not commenting on his negativity. The next time he goes to make a snarky or demeaning comment, tell him off for being judgmental, he doesn't know anything about the people he's ogling. 1) He has no more excuse to continue looking, and 2) he's not snarking off at the expense of another human being.
theboy13 13
Sshhhh don't give away our secrets lol
redbandit9877 12
To be fair, I think it's more of a human nature thing, my girlfriend looks at other women once in a while as do I, but we would never act on anything. I certainly wouldn't classify it as "ogling" either, just admiring a pretty girl.
sammyjanette 17
Does she do the same thing with attractive men? If not, why?
deathy94 14
Wait #54, you're telling me people don't watch **** for the story? **** I've been doing it wrong all this years.
charlotte69er 7
The truth sets u free
perdix 31
I'll bet when he finds a particularly repulsive specimen, he'll propose a three-way out of purely charitable motives. You should go along to let the poor thing feel OK about herself.
graceinsheepwear 34
...always with the three-ways, perdix...
perdix 31
#111, it's gotta work one day!
graceinsheepwear 34
You just keep telling yourself that. I just noticed your original comment number was 69--maybe it's a good omen!
Evie_fml 14
If it were my husband, I'm okay with him checking random people out. I notice other people on occasion, seems only fair. What I wouldn't put up with is him randomly criticising other women's bodies/faces/whatever. I would find it very difficult to conduct a relationship with someone who was openly judgemental about other women - I would wonder, when he's so quick to judge others, what he really thought of me. Likewise, if I went around being hyper critical of men, I expect that'd make him feel uncomfortable and self-conscious. Pointing out other people's flaws doesn't boost my self-esteem.