Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML
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Top comments
achoo123 13
Lounging around is the time meant to be comfortable. Why would he think you're a slob for wanting to be comfortable?
Tarlachia 33
Go on, woman. Let your claws out and walk around your house naked. Then, when he decides he wants to get frisky with you, sternly tell him, "No, sorry, I'm not good enough for you apparently."
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Comments (66)
masschris 17
But do you look like a slob?
thatguy206 27
it doesn't matter if your relaxing at your own house.
MRVOlivia2 15
That's awful. I hope he gets over it. You have a right to be comfortable at home.
Colon_Man 17
True dat. Every second I spend inside of my doors is spent in pajamas. I live like Hugh Hefner, minus the girls... and mansion... and money...
achoo123 13
Lounging around is the time meant to be comfortable. Why would he think you're a slob for wanting to be comfortable?
bandaidstations 28
I think he looks like an asshole. You're just hanging around the house there's no need to dress to impress.
Tarlachia 33
Go on, woman. Let your claws out and walk around your house naked. Then, when he decides he wants to get frisky with you, sternly tell him, "No, sorry, I'm not good enough for you apparently."
eatmor2 9
I'd take the hint, OP
fakedsincerity 32
Yeah take the hint and tell him he's an ass. Being comfortable at home is a pleasure everyone should have.
xx000o 27
All this time I never realized that there was a dress code for lounging.
whysojealous 18
If it's your house, then you can wear whatever you want
Dexter83_fml 17
How did this pass ??
mintymandy 11
Who cares how you dress in your own home? That's your haven, you can do what you want. If he doesn't like it, he can suck it. Who does he think he is, a Kardashian?
BlueBaronBitch 22
If he can't still love you for how you look when you're not dressed up.. next time criticize him when he lounges