Today, I finally reached the point where it became necessary to give my boyfriend an ultimatum: either clip your toenails, or we aren't having sex. FML
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Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
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Top comments
Lucario227 22
I'm extremely curious about what his choice was
haileyrows 26
He was really toeing the line, eh? Glad you finally put your foot down
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Comments (71)
coffeelicious 11
"No not the toenails, anything but the toenails!" If he says that, well best of luck to the both of you. :P
whitetiger13131 26
Yikes. Hope he picked the option that doesn't involve abstinence.
HairyPunisher 27
I had a similar problem. My boyfriend's feet weren't gross by any means, it was just simple neglect. I shamefully admit, I clipped his toenails while he was sleeping... it was a new low for me.
gc327072 31
Either way he wants to nail you, look on the bright side!
Enslaved 38
Dicktator! Why can't he have his toe nails the way he wants? Seems like you're using sex to manipulate him to do what you want. Tsk tsk.
leogachi 15
You sound like you're joking, but in case you aren't she's probably tired of getting scratched up by his toe nails.
thatonetribute 31
Ugh, gross.
whitnayfortooh 29
kinda hard to get kinky when your getting scraped by toe nails
kittycat1224 11
I clip his toe nails for him majority of the time, so this ultimatum would not really work for me. XD
DaRito 25
Tell us when he chooses.
SystemofaBlink41 27
He's still thinking it through.
dakotaabriannee 14
Sex over long toenails any day!