Today, I finally reached the point where it became necessary to give my boyfriend an ultimatum: either clip your toenails, or we aren't having sex. FML
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Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
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Top comments
Lucario227 22
I'm extremely curious about what his choice was
haileyrows 26
He was really toeing the line, eh? Glad you finally put your foot down
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Comments (71)
Szaszaspasz 26
If they click on the floor when he walks....
SystemofaBlink41 27
If they click on the floor I think they're considered talons. One night OP will find his boyfriend doing a falcon screech and flying off into the moonlight.
nphill82 21
Long toenails help when climbing trees!
Dekat121 24
thats really disturbing. is it really THAT bad
Shade1982 21
That is wrong on so many levels. First off, there is the likely chance your 'nice' methods have already been tried and were unsuccesful. This has nothing to do with control, if anything, it's selfishness of the other party. Secondly, there are plenty of people who will only do something when presented with an ultimate choice (just lazyness mostly). If you weren't a child, you would have clipped your toenails like a grown-up (using the example of the op here). If you can't perform normal hygiene (which this is), you obviously don't feel like a grown-up. Hence, you will not be treated like one.
ajs1987 15
Why do you let him use his toes for sex? That's how athlete's foot spreads places it shouldn't.
battlehamster 8
Fair trade.
stoych 19
I understand how you feel OP. My husband has one toenail that grows directly outwards. It's scratchy and disgusting because he never cuts it. He uses it as blackmail to make me get things too by waving it in my face, which doesn't really help my phobia of feet!
Aweh_Olivia 13
That's like me and my boyfriend .. "Brush your teeth or no ******* today"
imbedderdenu 23
Ew wtf