Today, I was telling my sister about how I am horribly depressed and how I can't function and she responded with, "Oh, shit! I've got to go Jeopardy is on!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, my sister compared me handling the news of recently being told that I have a devastating and very possibly fatal autoimmune disease, to that of a teenager being melodramatic. FML
Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML
Today, my depression has seemingly hit a new low when I barely reacted at all to my sister excitedly telling me that I'm going to be an uncle. I'm not going to be a fun one at this rate. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML
Today, my dad stood by and nodded in agreement as my sister told me that my clinical depression is "getting REALLY old." FML
Today, my 35 year-old sister, who has no job or life, came downstairs and told me she knows I can hear her thoughts. FML
Today, nine months after changing my entire life when my father had a stroke and I became his carer full time, I called my sister to talk about some his irrational behavior. All I got in response was, "I just watched a sad movie, I can't deal with this right now." FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
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Wonka_fml 0
I like how some people here says they rather watch tv rather then listen to people bitch about their lives, but they visit fmylife.com everyday to read about people's fml stories, which is also people bitching about their lives.
lolcorez 0
to be fair,jeopardy is awesome
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Comments (92)
fylives 0
You should always time your sympathy cards. :D
lolcorez 0
to be fair,jeopardy is awesome
123sploosh 0
it really is
lulzorz 0
aww im sorry :( how inconsiderate. ALMOST the same thing has happened to me. FYL for sure
xClarkGable 0
HAHA. Well, everyone needs to test their knowledge. :)
Socrates_fml 0
that's too bad, but suck it up
Jimboom 12
Go out and make some new friends. You can't choose your family, but you sure can choose your friends. Either you will get yourself out of your rut by putting yourself out there and having some fun or you will get some friends who will actually listen to you when you want to moan about how hard your life is.
T1A2Z3 35
She's incredibly depressed... it might be very difficult for her to make friends
goathumpy 0
Well, to be honest, I would MUCH rather watch Jeopardy than listen to one of my siblings bitch about their lives.
nateiztite 5
shes probably on her period that's all
Estrellita_fml 0
dang that is so messed up. has happened to me before though. i hate that shit.
shoot_me 0
My get the same thing too...F our L
zargon 1
@10: You're an asshole. If TV is really more important to you than someone you care about, something is deeply wrong with you.