Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
henhouse
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Brunswick East, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Happy Valentine's Day
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
feminista
Guatemala City, Guatemala 🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was it fast?
emilieee_fml 0
Did you win the race?
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Comments (256)
Venomspit 3
Musta been romantic :-----D
earljonez 22
ya but its f***in sweet car......
demonspeed 0
I'm glad someone made that joke!
Leftoverjello 6
Beat me to it.
iamfabio1990 12
It's better than losing your virginity in a white van bed, or a 1990 Toyota bed. He didn't make bad puns did he? Or make sound effects?
MissSunshinexox 0
Teen Mum??
Sixsickshit69 7
That's boss!
toddler38 0
did he have a cb radio? then you could talk to all the other racecar beds after he fell asleep.
rockandrolla_fml 0
Best thing I've ever heard. I'd be proud.
drloves69 4
I think the question at hand is : Who came first?
Adman567 9
Who Came First in the little race? ;)
patrickalamo 48
Manual or automatic? Turbo? Amount of torch?