Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
henhouse
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Brunswick East, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Happy Valentine's Day
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
feminista
Guatemala City, Guatemala 🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was it fast?
emilieee_fml 0
Did you win the race?
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Comments (256)
BighornB 0
Does it have a phone so he can talk to other car beds?
Ashilivione 1
your own fault.
rattusrattus 19
AWESOME RACECAR BED!!! :D
kaylalove25 0
If he sleeps in a race car bed, HE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU!
Btreasure 8
Haha Jersey Shore!!
bren150 0
Hey..."Rubbin' IS racein'". (can't believe mo one beat me to this one HA)
voodoopandaa 0
Score!
Btreasure 8
YOU LUCKY ASS DUCK!!!! I would LOVE to lose my virginity in a racecar bed that is so COOL!! How about you just be lucky it was a bed and not an alley or a park or a forest or the bed of a rapist/killer. I can go on and on to make you feel bad about this FML.
dirtymikentheboy_fml 0
lol he probly thinks it was a deam come true to.
super_sayin_trun 0
Ydi because you let it happen
becky_becks 0
...i dont get the fml here....I think that's an awesome way to lose it. If losing it in his racecar bed is such a fml...you could have moved to the couch.....the shower.....a car..... ydi for expecting something magicial.