Today, I went to the location of me and my wife’s first date, because I miss her, and barely get to see her because of our work schedules… Only to see her there on a date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend out to Outback Steakhouse. We went to one outside of town because my wife works at our local one. When we got there, guess who we saw? I forgot she transferred to another location, which just happened to be this one. Goddamit. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, my wife of 18 years and I went to a party. We arrived and left separately, and didn't even talk to one another while there. I miss her. FML
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML
Today, it was me and my wife's anniversary. I spent it consoling her as she cried over a man she loved 20 years ago. They never even dated. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I went on yet another date with this beautiful young lady from my job. I can’t help but feel bad because ever since my wife gave birth to our kid she’s been sluggish and puffy, and I’m not attracted to her anymore, but I don’t know how to leave her because my son would be without a father. I hate this. FML
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TCRII 30
Don’t do the threesome with her “best friend”. It’ll end badly in a year.
RichardPencil 32
I was suggesting that maybe her job involved going on dates. That is a type of job. Some say it’s been one for a very long time.
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RichardPencil 32
Is that her “work?”
RichardPencil 32
I was suggesting that maybe her job involved going on dates. That is a type of job. Some say it’s been one for a very long time.
TCRII 30
Don’t do the threesome with her “best friend”. It’ll end badly in a year.
Giovanni Adamo 16
expecially with the previous post https://www.fmylife.com/article/today-after-almost-a-year-of-having-threesomes-with-my-best-friend-and-her-husband-they-both-c_299025.html just above this
zuckerburg 21
I seriously doubt you went there because you missed her because of your work schedules. Why would you go there knowing she would be at work anyway? I think you knew, went there, caught her out because you were stalking her because you doubted her loyalty, and now fabricated some "victim" FML to get sympathy. All features of a possessive person who is there reason for driving her away in the first place. YDI
Ella_fml 17
... unless you personally know OP, that's just a lot of assumptions
Taylor Lancaster 4
Why is it not believable that someone would go somewhere that reminds them of the person they love because they miss them? You are just rude
Sonotsuave 37
So...I mean were there obvious signs of an official date? If you just said you guys work a lot maybe it was her meeting a client or spending time with a coworker? I’d say if it’s up in the air like that don’t jump to conclusions but definitely keep a watchful eye
Mr_Mole 24
That’s an amazing coincidence that the first time you go to this place she’s on a date. What are the odds?