Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year-old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, my son got to my great grandfather's old stopwatch, which had been valued at a very high sum, and broke it by twisting the hands in reverse. He says he was trying to time travel. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
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floatguy 2
That a boy!!!! Lol
theonlybassist 8
that kid's a genius haha!
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Comments (146)
PurpleChica9 0
This Kid Needs An Ovation xD Hats Off To The Kid Who Can Get Creative With Mirrors(;
zm0nster 2
i hate to say this, but thats kinda smart
Starstruckluv 4
Well you're smart......
varkey 7
He's only 11? That's pretty young to be that pervy. If he was at least 13 then I could understand (although that's still a very, very wrong thing to do, obviously). On the other hand, 11 year olds also have less developed concepts of right and wrong. Still, to do that at any age is worrisome. FYL
trolololololol92 0
Headmaster? Does your son go to hogwarts?
chickenpie90 16
FYL :/
FireIce 0
so your son attends hogwarts then?
lucyinthesky420 10
Your son is a little pervert. Chris Hansen, 7 more years till you can get him.
HomeAl0ne 20
I can just see boy genius here wiping his finger across the mirror from left to right, trying to get back to the previous girls.
Seduisant 7
Your son is a pimp(;