Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year-old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, my son got to my great grandfather's old stopwatch, which had been valued at a very high sum, and broke it by twisting the hands in reverse. He says he was trying to time travel. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
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floatguy 2
That a boy!!!! Lol
theonlybassist 8
that kid's a genius haha!
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Comments (146)
TheyknowTheyknow 0
I taught him well. ;)
CVeNgineer 0
Chris Hanson is on his way
RadikulRam 16
He's a kid...
copo37 7
As of right now he is considered a visual learner. Give it six months and he will be the most hands on learner the school has ever seen.
ZXDriver 0
That's hilarious.
youtubetre_fml 14
Precocious :)
Savra_fml 17
He didn't break it did he? Where is the problem?
X_Codes 11
It's a problem if he continues now that he's been caught, because now he should know that it's unacceptable to do that.
StopDropNRoll 11
Actually I think the problem is he got caught. He had a good idea but he was doing it wrong. Once he masters the mirror I see a bright future a head of this young grasshopper ^_^
Mermer90 6
Hahaha :D
every1luvsboners 11
Your great-grandmother would be very proud of the kid. One day when you take it to the Antique Roadshow you can tell this story and it'll add value to the mirror.
captainfalcon7 0
Like father like son!
Savra_fml 17
How do you figure that out?!? Mother is telling the story. Retard!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Maybe he leared it from his dad, and it was supposed to be a joke. Why do you have to be a douche?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Now thats a smart way to use a mirror. I mean 'looking at yourself at a mirror', who the hell does that? Nobody, thats who. This kid is a genius, let's all give a round of applause to this kid.
43trauts 14
Vanity smurf disapproves