Today, my husband told me he doesn't see me in a sexual light. Too bad we've only been married for 3 months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Today, I've been married for six months, my husband and I are in our early twenties, and not only does he have absolutely no interest in any kind of sexual act with me, he actually becomes angry and irritated when I try to come on to him. FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, who I love with every fiber in my body, just told me that he's not attracted to me. Not in any way, shape, or form. FML
Today, my husband told me that he could not love me without sex. My love for him is utterly unconditional. My heart is just broken now. FML
Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
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Chazzster 32
I cannot help wondering if husband is secretly gay.
tounces7 28
Does he see any women in a sexual light? Because 3 months is far too soon for the spark to die.
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Comments (9)
peterblack67 9
I'm hoping you end the marriage. I'm sure this isn't what you signed up for.
Chazzster 32
I cannot help wondering if husband is secretly gay.
Charlie Given 28
get some clarification on what he means that could mean a lot
tounces7 28
Does he see any women in a sexual light? Because 3 months is far too soon for the spark to die.
cacheson 42
Time for an annulment!
diraven 15
Too bad. It usually takes a couple years of marriage before the sex is over.
TheGoldDunsparce 4
Is he ace or something? He could still love you, but isn't sexually attracted to you. He should still be able to have sex and such even as an asexual...
randybryant799 21
This seems odd. Do you think he might be gay?