Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Clack clack
Today, I heard my washing machine making a strange noise. I nervously waited for the cycle to end so I could open it and investigate. The noise was my car keys. I'd somehow washed them, my wallet and $20 without noticing. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Soaked
Today, I have been trying to keep up on chores. I washed all of the blankets in the house, then had to pick up my son from school. I couldn't find my phone before leaving though. When we returned, we found out where it was. The washer. It's not coming back from this. FML
Mystery solved
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
ETA? No idea!
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Top comments
coffee_enima 0
I hope the WHACKWHACK ringtone was free. YDI if you actually paid for it.
BlueTwist89 0
YDI for leaving your phone in your pants (whether or not you did the laundry...)
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Comments (131)
1234512345cj 0
happened to me one. it sucks
kshizzlekt 0
ha
katopotato1 2
sux fer u!!!!!!!!!
feenicks 0
I agree, sucks for you!
WeaponsOfMassDDD 0
that's the first word that popped into your head to describe the noise..?
aback 5
Always check your pockets. Facial tissues and ballpoint pens don't play well in the laundry, either.
katopotato1 2
72 looks like they hav a mustache
celestialkidd 0
lmao always check ur pockets before u wash em
nerdsgetmehot 23
Yikes! I hope it wasn't a super expensive one. I hate to say this, but you deserved that. Checking the pockets of clothes before you throw them down to be washed/wash them yourself is just a good idea. I know someone who left an iPod in their pants pocket...Needless to say, it got nice and clean.
winniebabi 0
ALWAYS check the pockets of your clothes before washing them; DUH. Unless someone else did the laundry; they fail and FYL.
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
that onomatopoeia was absolutely terrible. you could have just said "when i heard it banging around in the washing machine"