Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Clack clack
Today, I heard my washing machine making a strange noise. I nervously waited for the cycle to end so I could open it and investigate. The noise was my car keys. I'd somehow washed them, my wallet and $20 without noticing. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Soaked
Today, I have been trying to keep up on chores. I washed all of the blankets in the house, then had to pick up my son from school. I couldn't find my phone before leaving though. When we returned, we found out where it was. The washer. It's not coming back from this. FML
Mystery solved
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
ETA? No idea!
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
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coffee_enima 0
I hope the WHACKWHACK ringtone was free. YDI if you actually paid for it.
BlueTwist89 0
YDI for leaving your phone in your pants (whether or not you did the laundry...)
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SpaceMannn 0
I sure hope it didn't get wet and it still works. yeah... that's a joke.
emanresuym 0
this happened to my friend today aswell haha
WhatTheWaffle 0
Shit happens dude
alxvolleyball7 0
14 you are amazing
debbiess 0
Look at the bright side OP that's one clean cellphone! & Hope you learn your lesson!
Maflagulator 1
Clean cell phone....nice and moist for sure.
Ludii_fml 0
i thought shakira was in the washing machine. lolz.
Ludii_fml 0
woops that was for comment #37
Ludii_fml 0
for #37 sorry
Ludii_fml 0
wtf comments disappear ...
CitrusGirl 0
30 that's a very pretty picture :)
debbiess 0
Thank you @citrusgirl ^-^
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Or Fozzie Bear! Duohohoho! That's my old guy laugh. I'm hoping Mirobo and I can be the Muppet hecklers of FML. >.<
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Aww. That ^^ was supposed to go under the comment that said maybe it was Pacman in the washing machine. Now that comment's gone. :(
justsayfuck 5
Hahaha, sucks for you OP, but you phrased it really funny :) Lesson learned I hope.
DreamForMe 0
hahah suck
debbiess 0
@legonut I love you
arolan666 0
lol ydi idiot
hockeychick8 0
You should be more careful and check your pockets. I have had ear rings or money go into the wash, but bot my cell.