FreeToFly3733
Canada
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Kris
United States
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Clack clack
Today, I heard my washing machine making a strange noise. I nervously waited for the cycle to end so I could open it and investigate. The noise was my car keys. I'd somehow washed them, my wallet and $20 without noticing. FML
Reno
Reno, United States
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
payne
United States
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Cellphonetroubles
Canada
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
enjoy
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
nerderer
Duluth, United States
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
SamIsMe
Soaked
Today, I have been trying to keep up on chores. I washed all of the blankets in the house, then had to pick up my son from school. I couldn't find my phone before leaving though. When we returned, we found out where it was. The washer. It's not coming back from this. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Mystery solved
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Anonymous
ETA? No idea!
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
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coffee_enima 0
I hope the WHACKWHACK ringtone was free. YDI if you actually paid for it.
BlueTwist89 0
YDI for leaving your phone in your pants (whether or not you did the laundry...)
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hockeychick8 0
#37. ur gross
fmljw 2
LOL.. this one made me laugh..sorry OP, hope your phone is ok...if not, get a more waterproof/durable one!
kerby8888 2
FAIL
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Everyone responding to this FML is assuming that the OP left the cellphone in the washing machine during a full wash cycle. There are a few things to consider: 1) The OP may have found the cellphone somewhere other than the inside of a washing machine and/or it may have been before the washer was started. Vague FML is vague. 2) The "WHACKWHACKWHACK" that the OP heard could have came from another object in the washing machine (laptop, iron, bowling ball, Employee of the Month plaque, George Foreman grill, etc.; I wouldn't put it past the OP) or from a person that somehow ended up in the washer (newborn baby, midget with down syndrome, Gary Coleman's rotting corpse, etc.) 3) I'm hoping it was not a brick (YouTube search "brick in washer" and view the first link if you are lost on this one).
polopony 0
All valid except for Gary Coleman's corpse. Gary is in my washing machine
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
My mistake. Accept my apologies. I lost track of who (or whom) got a chance to hoard his corpse. Let's see... the next person on the list to get his corpse is... Paul Walker? WTF?
illmatic2 16
I laughed really hard at that midget with down syndrome part.
wolverine1150 0
Ahaha, that sucks OP! I did that once but didnt find out until the washer was done. A week later my sister went up to look at my phone and said it was working again but the volume was dead..
Siji 0
Knock first?
threetwenty 0
I found a lighter in the dryer when I heard that. but my dumbass let it WHACKWHACKWHACK for a good 20 minutes before I did anything.
kshizzlekt 0
haha nice job
AjLover 0
time for a new phone :) YAY!
brokenclockwork 0
I fail .__. I thought that it hadn't post so I went back and tried it again. no, it did. xD