Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2 a.m. Some old man pulled in and asked me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replied, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML
Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML
Today, my mom came home unusually early from work and walked in on me hooking up with a guy. What made it more embarrassing is the fact that I’m 19 and my hookup is 52. FML
Today, as I was fueling my truck, I was asked out to dinner by a 65-year-old retiree. I'm 25. He stormed off and called me a bitch for politely turning him down. FML
Today, I had to take my horribly misogynistic grandad to get his car repaired. After it was done, he realised the repair had been done by a female mechanic, so he refused to pay or leave until a “proper mechanic” checked over his car to make sure she hadn’t fucked it up. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Horny old man...
borntoperform 14
Bow chicka wow wow
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Comments (184)
devinewind 4
gas, grass, or ass
jivveturkey 0
is his name fonzie?
The__Redneck 7
Go to the press, give 'em the name.
lulzmylife 4
If possible, you should speak with his supervisor or go to the company he works for and tell them what this asshole is doing. It has to be illegal to charge a customer extra for not being okay with sexual harassment.
haniam16 6
Sexual Assult
MerrikBarbarian 9
report to the police. you were 17... what he did is illegal. document everything, and go to the police ASAP
badactor009 0
Can't blame the guy but he needs to be realistic about his expectations.
HomeAl0ne 20
Wow, so let me get this right, a guy charged a girl less for something, in the hopes that he might get to sleep with her? I wonder if that sort of thing has ever happened before....?
Mz_Kane 0
Eeeeewwww...You should have slapped him!
loserman67 36
You should have offered to let him slip you the GoodWrench one or twice - a good inexpensive mechanic is hard to find.