Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML
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Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
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Top comments
kikimonole 13
A lesson... Always double check your shirts for stickers. I once walked around with a size tag hanging from the ass of my pants.
TheTwistedOtaku 16
Is that what he told you?
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TheTwistedOtaku 16
Is that what he told you?
emag_eht 18
He probably pointed it out or OP saw it on her way to the bathroom.
GypsyRover 0
Now if he only had a XL sticker on his pants! Thumb down this perverted comment!!! I did!
ScaughtieHolden 11
Pants aren't measured that way and the size of your penis isn't usually measured according to your pants either.
walmartpaysme 15
14 - it was just a bad joke
gmc_blossom 21
11- That joke was bad and you should feel bad.
Bandaro 10
Reminds me of when I undressed my girlfriend once, and found a sticker on her ass cheek that said "elastic". :-P
PinkieKeen 20
Obviously there's an XL sticker on every single girls butt.
PinkieKeen 20
Yeah, I now know. Sorry, didn't understand.
MDM15 5
It's safe to say his personality isn't large...
EvilPotato 15
What?
ryry013 6
I think he was trying to make a joke about how her shirt was "large" but his personality.... was also? I don't know, something like that.
kikimonole 13
A lesson... Always double check your shirts for stickers. I once walked around with a size tag hanging from the ass of my pants.
cheshireau 26
I saw someone do that the other day. It's awkward to point it out.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
20- And then you have to explain to them why you were looking there...
perdix 31
Is that a euphemism for a hemorrhoid?
capper44 18
#3 pointing out this kinda thing is not easy, as once at our drive trough a girl was looking for her money everywhere however i saw her money poking out of her bra. Damn i totally didnt know how to say that and started looking other side, so that she dont think that i am looking at her boobs lol haha
MellyBee 9
Not the end of the world, OP! If it bothers him that much then he's a douche...
skullofdarkness 18
That or he's OCD. I know girls who will pull the hair off of the shirt or coat I'm wearing for that reason, and a sticker is far more distracting than a hair.
walmartpaysme 15
4 - nothing about this implies he was a douche about it.
outoftown 27
#19, That's called mild flirting, not OCD.
rs89 20
sorry for your inconvenience op but I don't find it that embarrassing. Cheer up!
porcupineattack1 5
Damn you stickers i do not notice!
Feared 9
It's worse when you don't notice the ones on fruit. Nothing like taking a bite into an apple and getting more than you bargained for.
DocBastard 40
He was just trying to see if the sticker was accurate.
GypsyRover 0
Well doc, now they are just leaving the stickers on to let us know. Lol
p3mguin 7
Please stop
ThePsyche 9
I'm sure doc will not stop. He will survive, yes he will survive.. For as long as he shall live he'll know how to stay alive he will survive! (I think those lyrics are completely wrong)
chabooty27 7
55- he was talking about the guy who replied to him
andrewcollins 8
55- if your going to sing it at least get the lyrics right
mintcar 10
Your/you're Must be a very difficult thing to understand.
andrewcollins 8
Ok this is FML not freaking grammar class
usmcdvil 4
I hear they have the new invention called a mirror that has only been around since about 6000 BC...
davymac718 4
He wasn't staring at the XL sign. Probably didn't even notice it
cellycrunk 16
Maybe he thought the XL sign wasn't talking about the shirt. ;p
BlowinChronic 18
Ahh I hate those stickers! I normally notice then about halfway into my day at school, but FYL op I'm not sure why that caused him to just stare at your chest the whole time...
PaulB123 11
...the sticker. The sticker is what caused him to stare. Edit: I now see that you wrote "not sure why that cause him to stare" vs "not sure what caused him to stare". My apologies.