Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML
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Top comments
behnke40 4
awww he got his girl... in a creepy way..
auzzrage 1
haha that's rlly creepy
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auzzrage 1
haha that's rlly creepy
regine22joy 0
LOL OMG.
auzzrage 1
?
auzzrage 1
and also in my comment I mention to ask do u like him tho cause he might of just had some rlly bad crush on you
Vivera93 0
yo bro put a shirt on.. there be kids up in here
auzzrage 1
apart from fact wen u download app u gota be 17 years or older
Vivera93 0
broooo u can lie about ur age!
auzzrage 1
Soo Ur like 12?
Vivera93 0
no man 11.. u kno how I do
auzzrage 1
know how u do what? and why Would I know anything bout u?
GreatGeak 8
you're both officially idiots in my book. just fyi
auzzrage 1
ummm ok thanks for telling me?
creepers_go_BOOM 0
creepin creepers is creepin'!
dudeitsdanny 10
35- I couldn't agree more.
VinegarStrokes 0
SHAAAAADY..... What a creep!!!! Wow Auzzrage, you actually have to TRY to be as huge of an idiot as you have successfully achieved above. That is truly amazing. Now, go put your shirt back on because it makes you appear as dumb as you sound. After you've determined which limbs pertain to which holes promptly proceed to eighty-six your account. FML appreciates your cooperation, thank you .
Tsunami87 17
burrrrrrrn!
Penguinman909 7
56- creepers are awesome! minecraft is awesome! zombies are awesome!
dre_bro11 12
hmm something you said bugged me. you mentioned you have to be 17 to download the app. but there is an actual site, and I don't think internet explorer or mozilla or watever Internet browser you use (for those smart asses that will say a completely different one) is going to ask for your age before loading the site so it is possible a kid could be on the site without agreeing they are 17+ apart from the t&cs that no one reads
CakeBaker11 0
I'm 14 and I have an account here?
DejaRasch 0
83:okay so pretty much I love your picture!!!
Illblowyourmind 3
personally, I don't mind #1 shirtless ;) oh and I'm sure the 'children' on here have seen a lot worse than that...
sexxy_skater 0
haven't those "little kids" been to the beach before?
daeval14 0
Dear 1, I hate how you speak. I don't know if you're trying to be a gangster or something or if you're really that stupid. And though I do love guys without shirts, your blurry nipple shot annoys me. Oh, and you're an idiot.
IAmOtter 0
I said I was 18 when I was 13 more than I actually said I was 13 if u know what I'm saying... puberty turns u in to a perverted little monster lol
Suchagoonnn 4
hi im 12 and what is this
Canuck13 12
At least you know he's committed....or needs to be committed. Either or.
Smarties49 0
same :P
4ugu4 7
OK PPL WE ALL KNO THAT PPL UNDER 17 GO ON THIS SITE AND IT DOESN'T MATTER IF HE IS SHIRTLESS HAVEN'T U BEEN TO THE BEACH????
gabybilyk 5
LOL wow your dating your own stalking nice move :D
bossybella 0
interesting.. weird.
mysterygirl699 1
nice tat ^.^
audiophileMom 11
Yeah... If there actually was 6 lines on sheet music. Fail. Plain fail...
ElShus 0
There is for guitar tabs. You just failed trying to point out someone's fail. You sir, fail.
takeapieandrun 9
At least he won't dump you so easily.
FMLJFL 5
That guy is a champion if he can get a girl with that method.
behnke40 4
awww he got his girl... in a creepy way..
jdozer 0
haha
Pandakins12 0
Nice **** bad face :(
krazy_glu3 0
obsessed much?? major red flag.. wonder how he would take you breaking up with him?
mrnorth 0
mental break down I bet
zyzy92 8
followed by a knife in her neck.....
bariforlife 0
wat a creep and a freak...dump him now
crzyry 6
He's got dedication..haha. But seriously, I'd be worried if I were you.
stephyhull 4
I wonder what he'd say if she broke up with him :')
Alexxcunningham 0
he wouldn't say anything. it'd probably end in a murder/suicide d:
filomiir 3
I hoped u dumped him and filed for a protective order against him..
Perksofbeingawal 0
Haha, that's retarded.
ipwnlosers 4
You shouldn't say things are "retarded" just because something's stupid. Here's a cookie for making yourself look like an idiot.
3slinky3 0
shut up your retarded
jeremy418 0
92 looks like a fag
isallwaysme 27
Don't call someone "retarded" if you cant even use the right you're*
xIINotorious 0
how sweet, shows he really loves you