Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, my five-year-old stepson announced that he is finally no longer scared of flushing toilets. Immediately after, I discovered that he's now decided that he's scared of the bathroom sink. FML
Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him, "Where did you go to the potty?" He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML
Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
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Keylogger_0 0
What the hell? What kind of stupidass tv show would talk about toilet monsters?
alex1432 9
make him change his own diapers then
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polarbare 0
yeah we all saw that movie... look who's talking too or whatever. gay and fake.
iamsupercreeped 0
your.....your....your sons MANNY??!!?!?!?!?!?! Is greg there too!?!? and Rodrick!? (if you dont get it you havent read diary of a wimpy kid) get a life and dont steal a story from a kids book to right an fml.
delaney16 0
tell him that u have a magic toilet and there is no way that that is in there trust me! I tell my daughter that if she touches tape it will be stuck together forever so just lie
uebanec 0
Poster, you are a fool for letting your kid watch American TV with toilet monsters. Your own damned fault.
qwerty867 0
While he's lying down to get his diaper changed like a little baby boy, hopefully he'll come around.
shushi44 0
u took that from diary of a wimpy kid...
shushi44 0
ALSO do u know manny? ur son!! that's cool !!!! -.- don't steal stories especially from diary of a wimpy kid...
cozzygirl 0
you shouldn't force your kid to do anything they aren't ready for... development happens at different times for different people.. and get one of those potty chairs for starters. get him used to it.
shoobop 3
Get him a kid potty and tell him they're different because a monster clearly can't fit in there. put it somewhere outside the bathroom that he's comfortable with!
wanna_bee 8
Or maybe your in charge and you can put him on the damn toilet anyway. Way to be a parent there. YDI