Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML
Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML
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woofer_fml 0
LOL. ahahahahaha Note to self, "we're not in movies"
jennaleigh 0
You fail to mention whether you proceeded or not. Oh, and good job, sparky.
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Comments (238)
PureGold 0
SMOOOOTH.
turtlellama 0
LMFAO #11
genius_man16 1
"Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex." so you pressured a girl to have sex when she really didn't want too? Please go die in a fire. Sex should NEVER be something that you have to "convince" someone to do, that's borderline rape right there. Good thing she got knocked out. FHL.
XcuzimsotiredX 25
I'm terrified by all the thumbs down on this.... that is literally coercion and rape.....
Fabulousmeangirl 0
@ #16 Isn't having sex with a girl whose not conscience considered rape?
chrispaul444 0
Why is this an FML? Knocking her out makes the sex part easier
TheAntiComment 0
no #26, after she got knocked out its borderline rape and she said yes anyway, so no, you fail.
XcuzimsotiredX 25
sorry but no. coercion is assault.
Ericboi 0
Lol, that is exactly like in the movies though. They usually hit the girl's head somehow.
genius_man16 1
#29, she said yes because he kept trying to get her to do it, there should never be any need for "convincing" someone to have sex. That is indeed borderline rape, maybe educate yourself about things like that before trying to sound smart. so, no, YOU fail @#27 it is indeed
mojo_jojo 0
#11: Indeed, that's why you're supposed to use "who" when referencing people instead of "that": "I finally convinced a girl who I like to have sex." Otherwise the meaning of the sentence is ambiguous.
woahmanmeaghan 0
@ #26: ...so me talking to my boyfriend about having sex, telling him all the reasons why i wanted to, etc, and then him saying yes after we talked about it, even though he was hesitant beforehand is rape? sometimes people don't want to have sex and then they're convinced otherwise and change their mind. it's still consensual. and it doesn't say that the OP then decided to have sex with the unconscious girl after he knocked her out, so there's no reason for anyone to even wonder about rape.