Today, I figured out why I have been feeling so drowsy and lethargic for the past week. My daughter had been slipping sleeping pills into my coffee as payback for taking her phone away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my daughter has an ear infection and hasn’t slept more than 15 minutes a night for the last three days. Well tonight she was finally asleep, but I needed to take my own tablets. I had a violent coughing fit while choking on them, and woke her up. FML
Today, my adult daughter was hospitalized for severe fever, diarrhea, and fainting. The doctor couldn't find any cause other than sleep deprivation, because I started making her wake up at 7 am. I’ve never met anyone so ridiculously weak in my entire life. FML
Today, I advised my daughter to not drink a Coke before bed. She smiled at me and reassured me that it could be balanced out with sleeping pills. I'm raising a future drug addict. FML
Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
Today, after a week of being tired and depressed, I realized my bottles for anti-depressants and muscle relaxants had gotten switched around. FML
Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter, or my son. Turns out they all are. FML
Today, after being sick and not having coffee for a month, my body has invented a new way of processing caffeine: The tiredness and lethargy remains untouched, while the caffeine-jolt is converted directly into a fuzzy headache. FML
Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML
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Warmonger_Smurf 29
Time to put the hammer down. On her phone. Repeatedly!
LyricaSilvan 30
Your daughter sounds like she needs to learn some lessons about maturity. I suggest you find a way to deal with this before she steps up her game to something more harmful.
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Comments (129)
samwilliams800 28
Smash the phone in front of her, have someone record it. Use it as a reminder for her every time she acts up. And tell her if she wants a phone she'll have to get a job and pay for it herself.
Sparx1_1 16
This is not a situation where retaliation will fix the problem. If anything it could make the daughter more dangerous in future disagreements.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
What a brat. Is she even aware that what she's doing can be very dangerous? I hope you never give her her phone back after that, nobody should be slipping pills of any kind into their parents drink just because they're angry at them and get away with it.
Jurbla 14
Well, for drugging you, you can now tell her that her current phone is being donated and buy her cheap flip phone only capable of making calls for emergency situations. Tell her that's all she's getting until she grows up and buys her own smartphone. This is a dangerous point in her growth, right here, OP. Don't let her think drugging you with sleeping pills is okay or it could get worse.
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
wtf, she could have killed you. I mean maybe not in with these sleeping pills but what if she put too much or if she is willing to drug you that way what else is she capable of doing. **** that dont give her the phone back at all and punish her for the year. You might want to eat only thing that you see open right then and there. I fear for your life. WTF
Geckosrock99 33
Whatever you do, OP, don't play down what she did to you. She could have killed you. Do whatever you can to make sure she realizes what she did was a crime. Put all medication in your house behind a locked door that only you have access to. Make sure she understands her actions have consequences. Also, either get rid of her phone, make her buy it back at full price, or downgrade it to a very basic one that can only call or text (unless, of course, you live in an area that still has payphones). Time how long the main route home from school takes and set a curfew (or pick her up yourself if you have time) so she can't avoid any further punishment from you. Make her do chores all weekend, every weekend. Don't give her any privliges until she feels truely sorry for drugging you. This is all at the very least. TL;DR Don't take being drugged lightly and punish her until she understands its not okay to be a psycho bitch.
ThrottleJockey 36
I think this would be a wonderful opportunity for you to take your daughter to the gun range, hang her phone off the line at about 30 feet, put a few rounds through it, and then hand it back to her. Then ground her for a month with no TV, internet, or computer (aside from schoolwork.)
FailStaff 15
Slip her some laxatives
HUGBUG 23
What a ******* bitch
species4872 20
Angry child for sure.
da_epic_failman 7
That's illegal. I don't think she needs a phone as long as she lives in your house. Or, throw her out of the house! She's a hazard to your health!