Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Mind the gap
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML
Pooptown
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML
Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML
Falling down
Today, I was doing laundry. I went to go grab a couple of detergent pods. Forgetting that I'm 5'3 and the pods are above the industrial-sized washer, I reached for them and fell backwards into a hole where the water from the washer goes. My left leg got soaked in dirt water. FML
Bustin' my ass
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Long day
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
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akallaan 7
"That's a shirty situation." "What a shit hole." "The shit hit the fan." "All the other shit related puns here" Just saving everyone some time and effort.
ICastillo 25
Did you see the Ninja Turtles while you were down there?
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Comments (126)
misterjez 15
I'd love to fall in your poopy manhole...
hateevryone 15
How in the hell did you manage to do that?
kickuwithmyfist 1
I think he fell.. Not sure tho.=b
titzenpitzer 9
did this happen in New York by any chance?
jayisacooter 1
HAHAHAHA - watch where you are walking it's very simple - you TOTALLY deserved it
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wait, walking into manholes is not the social norm? Well ****, I fell stupid.
Airman1988 9
ackward
rubberduckie94 13
Somehow I think falling into a sewer would result in multiple injuries. You must be like Bruce Willis's character in Unbreakable.
llamafish 25
Or like Mario. He does this all the time.
wastingtimeonFML 7
That actually does sound horrible...
jayisacooter 1
You need to look where you are walkin - you didn't and paid a consequence - you are a mess!!!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, we get it. No need to post twice.
ZDR 11
..well at least u made it out safely without making another deeper hole! :p
Calyx_fml 22
Holy shit!