Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Quit staring
Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Not funny, guys
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Nighty night
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
Today, I fell asleep while lifeguarding, thinking I could get away with it due to my sunglasses. When I woke up, I saw my boss waving at me. Apparently she'd been trying to get my attention for five minutes. FML
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flowerfliff 18
Wow i did nazi that coming
jen1097 25
You snooze you lose ;)
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messymessiah 11
Swastika has many origins. Way more positive ones than the Nazis.
lmbachman 23
Guess you should've stayed awake, unless you're getting paid to sleep. YDI.
Ipsum629 13
he crossed the line a mile ago. what he should have done is drawn a pony from mlp. that would have been the perfect amount of embarrassing.
victoriat112214 10
I sincerely wish your boss sees this. Shit happens at night, and esecially with ISIS now in 15 states? Are you KIDDING ME? Now I don't know quite how serious they are, courtesy of the government and their darned red tape and my basic security clearance. But what I can say is, I wouldn't be surprised if some ISIS whackjob was in YOUR state, miraculously came to YOUR job (because as long as they kill SOMEBODY, who gives ****?) and ****** your world up because you were asleep. People die because of mistakes like that.
interesting33 37
Sorry ISIS are in 15 states? What evidence have you of that?
BasedgodFYB 8
You could have gotten your ass beat for that, pull the ol "dump hot coffee in his lap and call it an accident" move.
Bloodedwolf 11
Shouldn't have slept at work, you're lucky you weren't fired. and before people bitch about how it's hard to stay up at night, I work a 7 day shift patter, 3 days, 4 nights, 3 off, 4 days 3 nights 4 off, all 12 hour shifts and don't have a single problem staying awake.
jazalea8 16
I work third shift, and it is very hard. Those who work 12 hour irregular shifts, you have no sleeping schedule. You are used to no sleep and not everyone is you. You have developed the habit of irregular sleep (which is easier to do when you are younger). Working third is not easy by any means.
KenB99 15
going for the Charles Manson look, I see?
foxysunshine 12
Dude..... never go to sleep while working. YDI for sure
KelpytheG 1
The swastika is actually a symbol of peace
NostalgiaFreak9 43
For Buddhism, yeah, but people in the West obviously associate it with nazism.