Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
Today, I fell asleep while lifeguarding, thinking I could get away with it due to my sunglasses. When I woke up, I saw my boss waving at me. Apparently she'd been trying to get my attention for five minutes. FML
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flowerfliff 18
Wow i did nazi that coming
jen1097 25
You snooze you lose ;)
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Comments (78)
Visitant45 6
Yeah.... thats not funny. If your walking around at night there are people who would kill you for wearing a swastika.
leafynitemare 24
Omg it was supposed to be a spider!
Kavka 17
A similar thing happened to me in high school, except they drew swastikas on both my hands when I fell asleep in class. I was the only white person in that particular class so just about everyone thought I was a nazi. It's a good thing I had gloves I suppose.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
This suddenly made me think of Kazemaru from Yu Yu Hakusho. Except the swastika on his forehead wasn't a nazi swastika, it was a Buddha swastika.