Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
Today, I fell asleep while lifeguarding, thinking I could get away with it due to my sunglasses. When I woke up, I saw my boss waving at me. Apparently she'd been trying to get my attention for five minutes. FML
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Top comments
flowerfliff 18
Wow i did nazi that coming
jen1097 25
You snooze you lose ;)
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Comments (78)
ILikeKoalas 24
It takes you 3 hours to walk home?
ontheFLY4 25
Home is for sleeping, work is for... Working. Where has work ethic gone?
91hayek 31
To the Nazis apparently.
head2heels 11
The swastika is related to Hinduism and is auspicious. However the reverse swastika is related to nazism.
RealSuperSand 21
Beat. His. Ass.
Clinky92 18
Hopefully it wasn't permanent marker! Dick move on his part
brvnnx 18
Let the games begin
tosdyke 16
Hitler would be proud!
blah0205 9
shouldn't have went to sleep on the job
Geckosrock99 33
If you are that tired, have some coffee. If you don't like coffee, there are energy drinks and caffeine pills. Anything with caffeine really. You shouldn't sleep on the job. On breaks, sure, with a loud alarm so you have enough time to clock back in. As for your coworker, s/he was highly unprofessional, but since you were too, you can't report him/her without reporting yourself. Talk to him/her, and don't let it happen again.
interesting33 37
Not a bad idea. But don't forget don't take too many :)
alanlostforever 9
I can't stop saying pop pop in a retarded voice
91hayek 31
you should get that checked out. Meds could help.