Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
Today, I fell asleep while lifeguarding, thinking I could get away with it due to my sunglasses. When I woke up, I saw my boss waving at me. Apparently she'd been trying to get my attention for five minutes. FML
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flowerfliff 18
Wow i did nazi that coming
jen1097 25
You snooze you lose ;)
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Comments (78)
russfml 31
The new definition for the walk of shame, sleeping on the job lol
91hayek 31
Stop lying Charles, you drew that on yourself.
jasminexxxx 17
Oh nein they didnt
serslybro 20
That sucks! Even a penis would be better than a swastika. Maybe next time try and find a way to stay awake ;)
MrDonSalvetti 27
It's such a pity, that because of one sick man, the swastika will always be linked to the nazis and World War II... Despite having a total different meaning, than holocaust, war, dead etc.
Julortiz 15
Thats true, in the vasque country (it' in spain) we have a swastika called "lauburu" and it has no relation with the nazis.
Julortiz 15
At least your boss didn't see you sleeping
thebakingseal 22
Where you working the night shift at Freddy Fazbear’s pizza? I was probably Purple Guy who drew the swastika on your forehead
tchopper1969 16
payback???
PeppermintPenny 30
What makes me wonder the most, is that no one bothered to tell OP about it. Have you ever seen a nazi assumingly working a normal job with a swastika drawn on their forehead? Also OP must have looked pretty confused as to why everyone was giving him weird and angry looks. Definitely something a nazi with a swastika drawn on their forehead would have gotten used to by now. So although I might have given OP an angry look at first, I hope I would have realized that this must be a tasteless joke played on him and would tell him about it. I'm sorry your coworker is such an idiot, but next time don't fall asleep on the job.
interesting33 37
I agree, but if OP had that they might have assumed he was drunk so were afraid to approach, or that it was a tattoo if it was done well. Sometimes you don't know how people will react.
JustShootMeFML 32
Wait patiently. When he falls asleep it'll be your chance. You can get him back by drawing "Broney for life" with a drawing of a My Little Pony character using his whole face. Or something having along the lines of "addicted to porno." If not those two there is the ever so classic penis drawing that you can do. Sorry about your coworker OP.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
All three of those options suck dick compared to the swastika on the forehead. Try sprinkling some originality on your Wheaties tomorrow, pal.
interesting33 37
And where is your idea?