Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
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Top comments
itsalanis 25
Hmm, seems like a good ice breaker, lol.
g0ldenb0nes 6
He must not have cared too much if he hadn't moved. If a stranger fell asleep on me the first thing I'd do was move.
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Comments (131)
ShitHappens12318 10
Yeah, sounds awful!
TheDrifter 24
Fools, revealing yourselves. *Scans for Ezio and disappears*
Spark_Slicker 19
Maybe it's just me, but I think that's quite a nice thing to wake up to.
diggingahole 5
I'm thinking you should use this to your advantage. Sounds like a good ice breaker!
fridabloman 3
Oh God I wish it was me....
tildoorf84 7
he was ok with it or he would have said something or shrugged you off
TheDrifter 24
Told you I could chew through that lock. Now to buy some bus tickets and a shirt that's comfy to sleep on. Hope my "surprise date" kit is stocked.
PegstarrrXD 4
Great icebreaker, If he didnt move, then he wasnt particularly against the idea of you resting on his shoulder... *hint hint!*
melrose90210 10
He seems nice... Didn't wake you up or anything :)
TheDrifter 24
Damn him. Now I have to get creative, maybe mug my brother for bus fare.