Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
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itsalanis 25
Hmm, seems like a good ice breaker, lol.
g0ldenb0nes 6
He must not have cared too much if he hadn't moved. If a stranger fell asleep on me the first thing I'd do was move.
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Comments (131)
rlTlk 13
sounds like he didn't mind ;] musta been thinking "cute girl asleep on my shoulder, sit still do not wake her was that my stop, oh well cute girl"
TheIchiban 11
"Today, while riding the bus, the passenger next to me fell asleep on my shoulder and drooled."
TheDrifter 24
Free form brainstorming including current and past FMLs and commenters?
maggswillow 0
If u know what I mean
Havin 19
I reckon that's so cute. In fact I wish happened to me!
abouttosleep 5
Noooo!!! She is taken.. Well, I knew that and my plan was to kill Ezio. These few more won't be a problem
fromthesuck 8
Don't worry. It didn't bother me that much.
bubo_fml 11
Since his shoulder was drenched, did he offer up his lap?
groupleader 7
I got something you can drool on.
KaiserSD 8
And hilarity ensues.
MissPixy 7
so what a little drool never hurt anybody plus its a good convo starter!! say im so sorry say let me grab ur number i can pay for the dry cleaning!