Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep in class due to a new medication I’ve started. My teacher also thought it would be funny to blow an air horn in my ear in front of everyone, scaring me half to death. I’m currently pissed off while waiting to take this up with administration as well. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
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f0rged 0
Major fail on your teacher's part...
sensual_kidney 0
LOL thats freakin hilarious. if she isn't hot, say you're sorry if she is, take her out to dinner to show her you're sorry
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Comments (214)
zissou319 0
Man, why cant teachers just let you sleep?
ck12 0
today I decided to be funny and wake up a sleeping student with an air horn. He was so startled he punched a girl in the face and knocked her out. FML
mak_fml 0
#28, actually, it's possible to be knocked out for a little bit by just a punch. I know a girl who got elbowed in the face and was knocked out for a good minute or two from it.
Amanda_Ruth 0
#28, I've seen many a person get punched in the face and not suffer brain damage. Being knocked out by a single punch is not only possible, but more than likely less harmful than getting knocked out by a blow to the head by a metal bat, since there is more give with a fist. Shut up and stop trying to be smart. You just come off as a smart ass. As for the FML, it cracked me up.
SadfaceFML 0
Say "Sorry, I only meant to slap you. With my ****." and give it that suave touch at the end.
eastmanwolf 0
Maybe you should stay awake in class, or not go at all if you're unable to stay conscious.
ghadir 2
lolll #8
Thoams_fml 0
Wow. Dude you are my HERO! holy crap! i hope she was OK and then you guys had a good laugh about it. Maybe next time you see her say somethin like "Hey, you remember that time that dick prof woke me up with an air horn and i punched you in the face and knocked you out? Yeah good times!"
snow_cloak 0
Funny moment gone bad
WIDRR 0
LOL this is a hilarious story. Also #10 and #22 DIAF