Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep in class due to a new medication I’ve started. My teacher also thought it would be funny to blow an air horn in my ear in front of everyone, scaring me half to death. I’m currently pissed off while waiting to take this up with administration as well. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
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f0rged 0
Major fail on your teacher's part...
sensual_kidney 0
LOL thats freakin hilarious. if she isn't hot, say you're sorry if she is, take her out to dinner to show her you're sorry
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Comments (214)
nat66623 0
"Today i got punched by this weirdo in class and was knocked unconscious. FML"
Phillay632 0
Wow, you're an asshole. I hope you got suspended.
Shadowmous3 2
Wow you're an idiot. Suspension is for people in highschool. There are no 'professors' in highschool.
Bear_Sandwich 0
HAHHAHA that is hilarious. Nice aim! :D
skatingweasel 0
Well, at least you didnt piss yourself too.
whatsarahsaid 0
I can't decide if you deserved it or if your life is ****** but this cracked me up!
dumbkid 0
Man, how close are you guys sitting where you're gonna punch somebody in the face hard enough to knock them out???
KyleOkposofan 0
You should probably treat that girl to a piece of pizza, or a coffee, or something. Even if she isn't hot...
awesomo3000 0
uhhh, this is fake. unlike in the movies, people rarely get knocked out from a punch without receiving some form of brain damage. at the very least, its pretty serious.... FAKE
mak_fml 0
#22, why would they get suspended if it was an accident?
crazyme123 0
LOLLLLL wow person above me... cant we all try to enjoy these? who gives a F if its fake?