Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
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Top comments
Sudevi 0
Awwh, I'm sorry for your loss. :(
meganl_fml 0
i feel more bad for your hamster
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Comments (111)
sadams269 0
lmfao i so did that to my sisters hamster too. the little ****** got out and i woke up to havin somethin crawl around on my chest i thought it was a mouse or somethin so i grabbed it really quick and threw it against the wall... :( poor hamster was layin there dead the next morning...
krishna1791 0
that poor hamsterrrrrrrrrrr<3
LMFAOsabrina 0
**** your life..? I say **** your hamsters life! Oh wait, your hamster doesn't have a life! Okay sorry, I had to say that. But wow, reading this is really depressing, especially since I've had a lot of pet rats over the years = R.I.P Hamster<333
anna16_fml 0
THATS HORRIBLE!! =[ this makes me really sad
xania_fml 0
lmfao @ 43 and 57 and 53...sorry guys but i am sick today and just reading this and these comments made me feel better...but now i feel bad for laughing, but BAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
earwig12 1
Could be worse. One of my friends squeezed her pet hamster to death when she was younger. And juggled her goldfish to death. Actually, she kind of scares me.
91Caleb 0
how do you know it got a concussion
Dimaranien 1
oh no! that really sux! i am so sorry! #65-haha! reminds me of the girl from finding nemo.
Alicia_Raven7 0
I was thinking the same! I think her name was Darla.
lola_noone 0
why was ur hampster not in a cage thats what cages r for so u dont hit the hampster into a wall
Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7
Hamster*, hamster**, along with other spelling mistakes.
mathews666 0
Im sorry but thats kind of funny just imagine that! How far away was the wall lol it would be funnier if it were like 10 feet away so it just was flying lol sorry though dood