Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
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Top comments
Sudevi 0
Awwh, I'm sorry for your loss. :(
meganl_fml 0
i feel more bad for your hamster
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Comments (111)
lilirose19_fml 3
Why the heck was ur hamster out of it's cage?! Ydi for not taking better care of ur pet
bianca1031 2
Poor hamster!!!!
pink_alpaca 7
my hamster died after i forgot it outside and the dog tasted it.
MadisonDerp 16
Why was your hamster out of its cage while you were sleeping? Wouldn't you be scared for it to get lost?
owencgray 10
what does that mean
HurleyX21 17
How did the hamster get on your face???
Hackzorer 8
I would cry
comic120 4
Poor hamster :(:(:(:(:(:(
HighRevolver 17
You don't put it in a cage at night?
daidax_238 26
I might get downvotes for this, but I don't care I think this is really freaking funny