Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor in the ER sealed the wound with surgical glue. He also glued his glove to my eyebrow, and let glue run onto my eyelid. Not only do I have a scar and medical bill, I now have no eyebrow or eyelashes on my right eye. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML
Today, I rushed to urgent care after suddenly developing a dark spot in the vision of one of my eyes. Long story short, I paid $110 for the doctor to remove an eyelash. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML
Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but I'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
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Top comments
Leebra 6
Basically, you have to pay for a bad and unwanted wax job?
FYLDeep 26
DocBastard must have been in that day.
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Comments (105)
k9obsessed 5
..that doctor is a complete fool and should be fired for not knowing wtf he was doing.
GavinRoskamp 0
You fell got a nasty cut? Fix your English and maybe you won't fall get another one.
burninnapalm 5
Op's English is right, it says he fell and got a nasty cut above his right eye. there is nothing wrong about that sentence
Walshey93 10
it would be so much better if you had free health care like the NHS.
cassidyl 0
S.U.E. :)
killabee 0
And people wonder why health care is so expensive. Frickin malpractice insurance because everyone is yelling sue, sue, sue! "I lost my eyebrow, I'm entitled to 3 million dollars!" Bullshit.
MadPercussion 0
Only in America would someone sue the healthcare system because they lost an eyebrow. I know that people may say that I am just buying into stereotypes, but I see ridiculous amounts of people saying "SUE!" for the stupidest things. If you would sue for this, than you are a complete idiot.
MorgStar 0
Only in America would people sue for this, true, which is why I loathe America, but if someone TRIED to sue for this, it would not happen. The only answer is to not pay, or deal.
kilo4321 1
claim malpractice!
airforce987 20
stop going.
drzhottie148 0
1800-****-him and sue
reject4life 0
wow that blows sue the doctor
Jizwold 0
...stop having problems that don't exist?
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
48 is right, if you talk to the right person, probably no need to sue anyone.