Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor in the ER sealed the wound with surgical glue. He also glued his glove to my eyebrow, and let glue run onto my eyelid. Not only do I have a scar and medical bill, I now have no eyebrow or eyelashes on my right eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML
Today, I rushed to urgent care after suddenly developing a dark spot in the vision of one of my eyes. Long story short, I paid $110 for the doctor to remove an eyelash. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML
Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but I'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
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Top comments
Leebra 6
Basically, you have to pay for a bad and unwanted wax job?
FYLDeep 26
DocBastard must have been in that day.
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Comments (105)
maybaybe 0
******** Doctor. But seriously, that's so bad :/ At least the hair will grow back.
dan_117 0
Let's blame obama-care for this
Jizwold 0
if a halo thing wasn't in ur name u would be so cool but way to **** it up Dan
sarahskura 0
it will grow bak eventually
marmots 0
... and the doctor gets paid for doing that to your face. yippee
sallen0046 4
You do not have a scar. You have a wound that is closed with surgical glue. The wound has to heal before it can form a scar. You went to get the wound closed, and it was. You might not even end up with a scar, and the brows and eyelashes will grow back.
petrolhead 12
plastic surgery like MJ :)
Alienkiller 0
u should file a claim
heyred 11
Are you kidding? Let's see you perform perfectly after 48 hours of no sleep.
Alienkiller 0
ya sue I did that to my stupid doctor
IdkPIZZA 0
First I read super glue D: then I reread it and now it doesn't sound as bad as it did before.
squigley 1
surgical glue is super glue. exactly the same. it was invented during the Vietnam war to fix minor injuries that would otherwise need stitches. When I get nasty cuts I just glue them shut with super glue myself instead of wasting 8 hours at the hospital and hundreds of dollars.
MadPercussion 0
Hundreds of dollars?!? Jeeze! I knew you guys had to pay for your medical care, but a couple hundred bucks to get a dude to put crazy glue on your face? Shit.
Jake91 2
Dog almost bit my ear off once and the doctor called just about every nurse in the ER to come look and hear my story
Bubbawhite 0
im happy for you...lol