Today, I fell and fractured my tailbone. I just healed from my last tailbone fracture 4 weeks ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML
Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML
It sure does
Today, after I fell on ice twice hitting my tailbone last week. I'm in excruciating pain but can't get out of work, no internet for over a week so I can't do college work, a guy ran into my car, totaling it. it's 20 years-old so insurance probably won't give me enough to replace. Bad luck comes in threes. FML
Don't catch you slippin' now
Today, I somehow miscounted the steps on the staircase I've used multiple times a day for 20 years, then fell all the way to the bottom. Doctors say I fractured my coccyx, which is basically the ass bone at the bottom of my spine. I can neither sit or lie on my back for at least 6 weeks. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Ouch
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Never joke about it
Today, I got back to work from a 4 month hospital stay and I joked with my boss that after so long away, I’m not planning on being sick again for years. Two hours later, a coworker knocked me down the stairs. A dislocated hip and a broken femur requiring 4-6 weeks of recovery. FML
Heavy load
Today, I was getting ready for work. When I stepped back, my ankle rolled and my fat ass landed on it with my foot sideways under me. Now I’m in a boot for 6 weeks and have 6 weeks of physical therapy ahead of me. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML
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lonelyny1945 8
Tell us the "tale" of how it happened.
RichardPencil 32
You should always keep your coccyx wrapped in rubber!
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Comments (33)
carlgrimes47 13
maybe it's time for you to strap a pillow to your butt?
Moerighan 23
Maybe you should stop sitting down so hard?
chosha_fml 27
Time to give up ice skating.
Real4Real 11
Coccyx conundrum
momogal 22
I feel sympathy pain just reading this. Broke mine almost 10 years ago and still have occasional pain from it. Hopefully you didn't break yours in a waterfall like I did and then have to hike a mile and a half back down a mountain with wet clothes and a broken butt. Feel better soon, OP!
sasquatchius 3
It takes more than 4 weeks to heal from a fracture. Bones take 3 months to get back to full strength after a fracture. What you did was reinjure an existing injury.
LilHottie101 0
I broke mine when I was 10 and I'm 21 now and it pops and hurts everyday.
geniusness 6
It's a pain in the ass but bones take 6 weeks to heal fully. So the second break was probably the same crack.
shewasashowgirl 6
Bummer.
Bearsmomma 30
Ouch. I broke mine playing sand volleyball in high school. 22 years later and it still bothers me often. It didn't heal properly and is at a wrong angle. FYI for sure. Lots of soft foods and laying on your stomach for you! Oh, and the best tip I learned - walk down stairs backwards. CAREFULLY. It won't hurt like going forward.