paradox
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my best friend has had it off in my apartment more times than I have. FML
_Patrick____Star
Mr Bikini Bottom 34 years-old
void bowels() { cry(); }
Caerphilly, United Kingdom
Spooked
Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML