The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Wow
United States
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Gassy and sassy
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
Anonymous
Rude awakening
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
Top comments
whatarethisss 23
Sometimes I wake myself up by snoring and look around to see who was snoring and then realize it was me.
WinterChild 20
Hopefully they have a good sense of humour. If they don't, your boyfriend should have said it was him to save you some embarrassment.
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Comments (55)
miiacam 9
Omg
KillerCheez 2
Stare them all down, nod, then go back to sleep.
TAntobella 14
Just when I thought this FML couldn't get any better...!!!
nerdguy03 9
It was a loose floorboard.
Emfiasz 18
or those damn barking spiders.
sirdannyboy1 20
well people fart all the time, judging people by their farts are just plain dumb.
tomvertigo 17
Better than sharting yourself awake.
kaotic_angel88 24
My daughter farts herself awake once a week. She laughs about it. You can hear her at 3 am giggle cause she farted. Don't feel bad. It happens, just laugh it off. If they judge you for it, then they are in denial.
cathrope 10
It shows how close you are with your boyfriend's family.
worldclassrager 41
So what happened next?
allforfun 23
That stinks.
PuppiesKisses 19
If that happened to me I would laugh my ass off. Learn to laugh at yourself.