Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
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Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
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Jon Artz 11
The fact that hes an ex is a good thing you didnt get married.
alycion 39
Some people don’t make their friends and family choose when they break up with someone. They can still be civil and even sometimes, gasp, friends. Even in that situation, it’d still be awkward to walk down the aisle with him if the whole reason for the breakup was because they wanted different things from the relationship.
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Comments (8)
Jon Artz 11
The fact that hes an ex is a good thing you didnt get married.
RichardPencil 32
It’s perfect! Buy yourself a ring, and when the officiant asks, “Do you take this man..?,” yell “I do!” before the bride does and hug your ex. Then you’ll be married to him. Congrats!
dasin 18
and on the next episode we can learn how to lock down a family and a house!
WeirdUS 30
If you dated your brothers friend that's a bad idea or they became friends while dating and he didn't end the friendship. Both are bad. Don't go
alycion 39
Some people don’t make their friends and family choose when they break up with someone. They can still be civil and even sometimes, gasp, friends. Even in that situation, it’d still be awkward to walk down the aisle with him if the whole reason for the breakup was because they wanted different things from the relationship.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Some people can be grown ass adults. Hopefully these two will be that way for her brother to get married.
mssileas 25
What does your ex's attitude towards marriage have to do with that? He's not the one getting married, but he still supports his best friend because people can want different things in life.
paintballer6969 4
I was going to say the same thing. not believing in something and supporting someone you care about are two different things