The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Wow
United States
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Gassy and sassy
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
Anonymous
Rude awakening
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
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whatarethisss 23
Sometimes I wake myself up by snoring and look around to see who was snoring and then realize it was me.
WinterChild 20
Hopefully they have a good sense of humour. If they don't, your boyfriend should have said it was him to save you some embarrassment.
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Comments (55)
_Zobo_ 3
Let the blame game begin...
UhHuhHoney 20
It happens! Some day you and your boyfriend will look back at this and laugh about it.
beeferjay 34
why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it
xnemesis1981 15
I've done this and I just pretended to still be asleep... It was never mentioned. My theory is if you aren't awake it doesn't count.
Emfiasz 18
I've done this, too! Especially when my current boyfriend first moved in a year ago, and we had yet to break the 'fart barrier' in the relationship. I think I even heard him chuckle a few times. xD
mds9986 24
Am I the only one around here who's never farted himself awake?
steam_engenius 21
Well, I guess if there's ever a burglar who gives him/herself away by farting in the middle of the night, you're screwed.
kozzard 17
or their body realizes that it's what made the noise and doesn't need to panic
richardmosqueda 14
Well at least you wouldn't have to be that much embarrassed if it ever happens again.
nate2694 8
Well that escalated quickly
slowlearner 14
I wish I could fart as loud as you can.
hellnosucka 27
someone's got to get the farty started.
ohmyrosie 14
well hopefully they just all had a laugh about it and cracked open a window :) worse things could happen