Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend is furious with me because while I was watching her various fish for two weeks, I failed to feed her favorite fish and it died. The reason I didn't take care of it was because she never told me she had it, that it was in her room unlike the rest of the fish, so I never saw it. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML
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Top comments
timetoshare 0
Your roommate is a psycho watch crminal minds animal cruelty is step one
fijianchick 0
How long did it take?
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Comments (114)
samikitty961 8
I would hide your fish If I were you.
sunlovinmama 1
Ha that was funny cause of your picture
FUUUandyourmom 16
Hide it where? In a closet?
FUUUandyourmom 16
Hide it where? In the closet?
samikitty961 8
why not?
WCARlover 35
Well at least now you know who to NOT let pet sit your fish...
YayFlameWarz 9
Serial killer?
Alexisthebestest 16
Wouldn't surprise me. Usually they start out with animal torture then it progresses on. I never understood how someone could harm a defenseless animal...
Burnbaby 0
It's a ******* fish. Not a cat or dog which most serial killers start with because they like the noises they make when they are dying. Thank trutv.com for that nugget of knowledge
Alexisthebestest 16
Animal abuse is animal abuse. No matter how you word it, it's still ****** up.
YayFlameWarz 9
With a name like "Burnbaby" and your previous knowledge of the sort I don't feel like I would entrust my kids or pets with you.
nero9112 4
35- Would like me to show you how?
Burnbaby 0
104- Good I wouldn't want to watch some strangers children/pets. Plus with a name like Burnbaby you would never know what I was capable of, like possibly being a gamer and using a toons name because I'm lazy.
RabidBunny 10
I hate sick, ****** up people who torture animals for their own entertainment. You better keep your fish away from that psycho bitch.
bobbymullet 11
I agree/: vegan for life
ariannaimelda 7
I second that. OP should report her roommate's psycho behavior.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I seriously doubt anyone would give a shit.
i75thairborne 0
That seems a bit too much. I mean yeah that is weird but it's not like she did it too a dog. But who knows. I say look up her record for any other animal abuse cases. If there are any, gtfo now OP!
smashgrab 0
Being a vegan has nothing to do with starving fish, or any other form of animal cruelty for someone's personal amusement. Just sayin'.
RabidBunny 10
53 - I agree. Im just going to say it now, I am not a vegan/vegetarian or an extremist animal rights activist, but I have a heart to know that torturing little animals (no matter how insignificant people find them to be) is a ****** up thing to do.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I still think the roommate was full of shit, but I agree that a person's gotta be some kind of ******* degenerate to gain pleasure from torturing helpless animals. Unless of course your living quarters are infested with pests.
bobbymullet 11
yeah. it does, dumbass. I'm saying that I don't like animals to be hurt in any way, shape, or form. just sayin'. you're kind of..I don't know..stuck up? get over yourself. thanks(;
nero9112 4
Next time you see a child trying to kill ants with a magnifying glass, tell him that.
GLaDOS8899 14
@28 I SECOND THAT, SHE'S GOT TO GO, THIS ROOMATE, SHE'S GOT TO HIT THE ROAD!
bobbymullet 11
oh my god. she's gonna starve you and then eat you. called it.
smurf16 7
Lock your bedroom door at night.
Alexisthebestest 16
Fish are friends, not food.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
They're way better as food though.
Alexisthebestest 16
Debatable. Some fish are just not delicious. :/
IndigoAcrylic 9
Swedish fish are delish. ^^ !
Alexisthebestest 16
109- I usually don't like to discriminate against fish based upon their nationality, but I agree that Swedish Fish are really ******* good.
randomlettrrs 8
anything swedish is good
alpaquette91 9
Good thing it's your fish..
kickazz16 15
I'd see how long it takes to kill you.
mcintosh123 15
Why is it always the "new roommate"
Fohz 9
Probably because no one sticks around long enough to move past the "new roommate" phase. :P