Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML
Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML
Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
Today, I’ve been dying my hair an auburn color for years. It looks so natural and get complimented often. Before I can even say thank you, my daughter or partner blurts out, “It's not real” or “It’s fake”. Everyone laughs and it’s a little less awkward, I guess… FML
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Whipped 43
That's ridiculous. If anything, that little girl's mother doesn't love HER enough to let her express herself. She's teaching her daughter to judge others based on what they look like. Parenting fail.
Silk_Routes 14
your answer to that lil child " your mom is jealous honey"
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Comments (153)
Benmantha 31
You should have told the mother, you're about to call Triton so he could stick his trident up her stuck up ass.
ThatHorse 15
Actually Triton should use his trident to remove the tree limb from her ass instead.
Symantha23 25
Wow. That's a terrible thing for that mother to say to her daughter!! I'm sure your hair looked amazing!!!!
LyricaSilvan 30
Wow. Rude.
luciachi 0
Kids are always honest so take the compliment. The mum just is discouraging her kid wanting it too :)
gosh_mate 30
"And you look like a soccer mum who gets her kicks from spying on how bad the neighbours lives are and judging young ladies"
The_Skittish_One 27
Goodness gracious! FML on the kid's part, growing up with a parent like that D: I hope that you take the little girl's compliment :) Kids always seem so honest; I'm sure you must look lovely! Also, hope this doesn't put a damper on your confidence; rock that look :)
tehdarkness 21
F that little girls life!
chaseafterwind82 29
'Her bitch level! IT'S OVER 9000!'
ThatHorse 15
I had to downvote this but I couldn't help but imagine the OP pulling out a fake scouter and yelling that out loud as the kids mother walked away.
interesting33 37
Why would you downvote that?
mikuxxhatsune 32
Ignore the haters, you look like a ******* fabulous mermaid.
EvilLittleGirl 24
with a mom like that F the little girls life